Internet history won’t tell you anything, if parents really want to know what their kids are up to check their most recent emojis
“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.
my brother is 21 years old and a chef in a 5 star restaurant and he still has dinosaur shaped chicken nuggets for dinner every night so dont let anybody tell you how to live your life
HOLY SHIT
booty had me like
i want knifes for fingers. how cool would that be. murder’s illegal, so i’d probably just use it to cut up cake. so much cake.
-Frank Ocean (via roerig)
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
in yo girl’s pussy like
